haiku, it takes less time.


one-handed typing
pumping like a big moo cow
from my left boobie.

standards of hygiene
appear to be slipping fast
vomit on my arm.

happy to say that knickers
finally fit me and, oh joy,
have some room to spare.

last night tmd
brought me a baby and a
big ass milk carton

the sort adults
pour on cereal. she gets
confused at nighttime.

also gave me breast pads
when i asked for inhalers,
bless her cotton socks.

my cotton socks house
swollen ankles and talon
toenails. roar! beware!

have i mentioned that
we think our babies are awe-
some? we really do.

let’s see, what else to
say. spd very bad,
five to six months to clear up.

almost time to switch
boobs. have so much more to say.
will try later on.

in the meantime, folks,
i have a son and daughter
who need some lovin’.



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5 Responses to “haiku, it takes less time.”

  1. Tia Says:

    this is wonderful.

    you both need sleep!

  2. Jinxy Says:

    Very cute.

    I am (most moms probably) a great one hand typist.

    I think your babies are awesome too. They are so cute.

  3. mommyme Says:

    Those are definitely the words of a new Mom. 🙂 They are so beautiful, you two Mommies are very lucky. Hang in there, it gets a little bit easier.

  4. Tatiana Says:

    um… can i point out that the fact that you’re, you know, capable of COUNTING SYLLABLES is pretty amazing?

    all my love ❤

  5. Jenny Says:

    Wow, they’re absolutely gorgeous!!! Congratulations!!!! I’m so incredibly happy things are going well for you four, sleep deprived word-substitution notwithstanding. 🙂

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