She said I had florescent highlighter coming out my boob, and she was right.

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OH MY GOD YELLOW STUFF JUST CAME OUT OF MY NIPPLE.

I was sitting naked on a chair with my foot propped on the toilet, attempting to cut my talon like toenails. As I went for my right foot, I was aware my right boob was sore as I was semi-squishing it. I changed positions and everything was fine.

My left foot was a sonofabitch to reach, and I think I was really compressing my breast. Finished my nails, popped back onto the toilet. TMD came into the room and said in a Very Loud Voice, ‘Oh my god, you are MILKING!’

For some reason I thought she meant white stuff was pouring out my vagina, so I peered down. She screamed, ‘YOUR BOOB!’

Sure enough, my left boob had a big ass bead of yellow liquid shimmering on the tip. I was grossed out. I know it’s awesome my body is doing this and a good sign that my boobie ladies will perform, but wow. We both screamed at each other the same time to get the camera (yes, seriously). Then I managed to work up the courage to wipe it with toilet paper.

Cue one bright yellow squidge of liquid, and one bright yellow thicker gooey shit spot.

Is colustrum yellow?!?

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2 Responses to “She said I had florescent highlighter coming out my boob, and she was right.”

  1. Jinxy Says:

    Yeppers colustrum is yellow.

    The mental image this post creates is priceless and hilarious. Thank you!

  2. 2momswithaplan Says:

    I agree with Jinxy… the image alone is enough to laugh at loud about!

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