Ode to wifey. (ie – should I share this, or will she kill me?)

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Um, I know what I TOTALLY forgot to tell you people. When I was really, really sick, putting in my vadge bullet (‘pessary’ to civilised people) made me violently ill. I couldn’t stop gagging or being sick. So TMD started putting them in.

And that’s not all. When I had ripped every muscle in my stomach and back, I was weeping on the toilet because I couldn’t reach my ass to wipe. Yes, folks, she wiped my butt. Just the once – but jesus, is that love or is that love??

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2 Responses to “Ode to wifey. (ie – should I share this, or will she kill me?)”

  1. Tia Says:

    You are so lucky to have TMD. You should cook her favorite meal or do something super nice for her and surprise her.

  2. casey Says:

    AWWWW..

    THAT IS LOVE.

    seriously.

    And, to think- there are those out there that wouldn’t do that for their partner.

    You really find out how deep your love goes when stuff like that is goin’ on.

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