srsly nt.

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Scratch that last post – unless you know if we can have hot lesbian sex. I think I’ve gone off the idea.

Why, you ask? Well, I just stood up to go tell TMD that I hadn’t googled my way into an answer, and the pain in my ovaries was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches! You thought you wanted to have sex! Well, how do you like the pain? Do you like it? Do you…DO YOU?’

No, I don’t.

 

Oh. I’m reading Twilight. It’s good, in a Mills and Boon for teenagers kind of way. I like it. But am I so impressed I want to name my first born child Edward or Bella? Not yet.

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4 Responses to “srsly nt.”

  1. Brian Says:

    I read Twilight too and couldn’t help but notice that it is so perfectly written for its target audience of tween/teen girls that its nauseating. Having said that I’ve read the first three and will finish the fourth next time I’m home.

    FYI though, they are written by a Mormon and I don’t know how closely you follow US politics but the Mormons are most definitely NOT your friends.

    Good luck with the going forth and multiplying.

  2. existere Says:

    Brian! *hug*

    I finished Twilight last night. Sure, the last little chase scene was okay, but I am left wondering if I am missing something. Everyone seems to be completely bowled over by these books.

    The Mormon thing is interesting as well. And speaking of, have you seen Big Love?

  3. Katie Says:

    My father in law is nuts over Twilight. He is sixty. My husband asked me what it was about and I said, “As far as I can tell, sexy teenage vampires.” He decided he was happier in ignorance.

  4. existere Says:

    Ha. Are you tempted to read it?

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