Back that thang up.


I know you are all hanging around waiting to hear updates on my parallel parking. Some of you have probably already written worried poetry about this topic. I know others have composed stirring operas.

Well, no more to fear. We’ve identified the problem: the curbs on the street we were trying were too low to see in the mirrors. Hence when I was screaming, ‘I can’t see the fucking CURBS, TMD. Fuck these fucking mirrors!’ I was actually correct, whilst sounding like a jackass.

We found a street with normal curbs this evening, and I am back to being a pretty amazing parker. What a difference 24 hours and three inches make.


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