You know how when you accidentally trip you glance around to see who saw you fall?
No shit, today I sprained my left ankle, sprained my right foot, strained my right wrist, hurt my pelvis, and made mincemeat out of both feet and my right hand. And my poor phone.
I was covered in mud and blood and had four x rays taken.
When you fall like that, you don’t give a *shit* who saw you, unless they are there to carry you home on an air mattress, washing your wounds with magical liquid that fairies pee out every third full moon.
Tags: hypermobility, pain, public falls, WTF is wrong with me
February 24, 2012 at 1:10 am |
OMG, I’m so sorry. I so wish we lived closer to each other. I’m also very accident prone, but apparently not as badly as you. Anyway if I was closer I’d be able to help you pack up and our kiddos could play together.