So I park the car and get out, ready for an awesome afternoon celebrating the sun coming back (it’s solstice, y’all) but then I start sneezing.
I’m all, I can’t stop sneezing! I can’t stop!
And that quickly turns into, I can’t stop peeing! I can’t!
My lady bits were only chilly for a few minutes, I’m happy to report. Also happy the carpark had a glamorous (for real) bathroom so I could finish the job withOUT trousers on. Of course, both of my children are terrified of public restrooms because of the scary hand driers.
I made them come in anyway, cause I was still sneezing, my eyes were running, and I didn’t have spare trousers. Sorry kids.
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Tags: destruction of lady bits, incontinece, oh my, still wearing the panties now, tags are awesome
December 22, 2011 at 7:47 pm |
Anna is phobic of hand driers, too. I can coax her in to public loo’s now, only if I promise we’ll dry our hands with tissue. She still freaks out when other people set them off, but that’s not often an issue as we tend to use the disabled loo’s (just because they don’t make cubicles big enough for 4 and I’m not leaving my babies outside!).