This is the first page of a book my mom sent me today.
Another great page says
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
Genius. And every page gets better and better. Trust me.
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Tags: great literature
June 14, 2011 at 9:48 pm |
Hahah im dying your mom sent you that?! That’s hilarious.
June 14, 2011 at 10:06 pm |
I’ve seen the pdf of that and it is delicious.
June 14, 2011 at 10:09 pm |
Uh, do you have a copy? Bats eyelashes.
June 14, 2011 at 11:24 pm |
He he. I spotted a review of this in the newspaper the other day and thought it a fab book for a new parent.
June 15, 2011 at 12:15 am |
Is there a title to this book? I want one even though I do not plan to have children!
June 15, 2011 at 1:07 am |
It’s called “Go The Fuck To Sleep”, and every parent who has a sense of humor who’s seen it covets it.