Okay, I thought we didn’t manage to get Belly Bra pics yesterday as the battery ran out, but apparently I was wrong:

Whoops. Sideways. My bad. Note the wonderous enlarging breasts – TMD was horrified at the indents and marks left on me by my actual bra. Bra shopping becomes a challenge, though, when your vagina gets tired after about ten minutes.
Anyway, I like the Belly Bra muchly – only complaint is that on the back it rides up right to my ‘waist’ when lying down. This is because of my much smaller waist to much bigger hips ratio, but still a bit annoying.
Oh. How far along were the babies yesterday? Why

In the background you can semi-make out TMD’s frantic drawings of camera cases – I bought a snazzy new camera yesterday and wanted a Crumpler case to fit it. Both in the mail.
So. My bedtime picture – sports bra, belly band, and giant yoga pants. Not too far off from how I dress in the daytime now that I am a Couch Dweller.

Fuck. Sideway again. You see, it’s harder for me to tell which end is up as I am constantly on my side and, in fact, typing this from a prone sideways position.
The kids:

You can kind of see my VERY defined egg shaped bump at the top just along the left side of this shot. If, of course, you can tear your eyes away from the big ass stain caused by the stretch mark prevention oil.

The above is TMD in her favourite slippers (bought by yours truly) and a pair of dubious green pants bought for me by my mother. There is no way in hell they would fit me now, and they are pleasingly baggy on her. And look what she (TMD) bought me:

Of these varieties (I’ve gone crazy for those coke bottles during pregnancy, though the cherries are also fucking fantastic. Healthy eating, what ho! Jolly good. Henceforth. Viz.):

Finally, the view from the couch. My writing (propped up on a chair), my home, my outdoors.

And because everyone likes seeing pictures of other people’s pets:

Fin.
Edit: I totally want to bonk myself when I see that picture of me in the Belly Bra. I’m not sure why. Just thought I’d let you know…
Tags: baby, belly bra, lesbian moms, photos, product reviews?, twin belly pics, twin pregnancy
April 5, 2009 at 1:32 pm |
This blog seems to be tracking your slow decline into insanity.
April 5, 2009 at 1:34 pm |
Is it me, or do I look like one of those pregnancy simulators?
April 5, 2009 at 3:39 pm |
Although I am very sad that you are wearing Crocs, I am super-impressed at how great you & your bump are looking! In that one pic, you can definitely see the top curve of your belly… kinda makes me miss having mine
When is your scan… ?
April 5, 2009 at 6:29 pm |
Not just any Crocs, but Crocs with Mickey Mouse heads instead of holes. Does that make you hate me? Ha. Scan is on Tuesday!!
April 6, 2009 at 3:19 am |
Came by via It Was A Very Good Year. Love the belly pics!! I kick myself now for not taking more belly pictures when I was pregnant. One of my books said that I should do a plaster cast of it towards the end. So I could remember just how huge I was, I guess. It seemed ridiculous at the time. I so wish I had.
April 6, 2009 at 8:09 pm |
TMD read your comment out to me while I was still in bed this morning. I thought the cast was a cool idea and said, ‘So we could hang it on the wall?’ TMD pointed out that the belly bit will be so big there might not be room to squeeze past it!!
April 6, 2009 at 12:58 pm |
Lovin the pictures – even the sideways ones. If there is a Lane Bry.ant in our area – I would suggest getting bras from there. I’m big busted and have searched long and far for a good bra… this was the place I found it.
April 6, 2009 at 8:08 pm |
Thanks for the suggestion… My sideways pictures are sort of like the sideways ones YOU post – except your partner is actually lying down/sideways rather than you being some sort of crazy web person.
April 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm |
Lovely pic! And I totally forgive you the sideways postings. You are living a sidways sort of life much of the time, yeah?
April 6, 2009 at 8:07 pm |
Yes, and I suppose I unintellentionally have forced you to join me for the few seconds you turned your head to see the pics!! Hello neck strain…
April 8, 2009 at 12:25 am |
Awww!! Love the pictures!! LOVE THE BUMP!! Makes me miss mine.
And I have a cat that looks JUST like yours!!!