Showing myself as the genius I am.

I had my first antenatal appointment today, and I had to be swabbed for MRSA as I had been an in-patient in hospital within the last year. She did my nose and throat (I almost puked on her!), and then I went behind the little curtain to do my own Down There swab.

I stuck it up my business.

I was supposed to swab my bikini line. I think that midwife thinks I’m a little les incompetantes, and the internal swab isn’t the only reason for her to think so – but it’s a fairly good one.

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Tags: antenatal care, baby, flair, les incompetantes