Had surgery yesterday morning to remove The Cyst, and consequently was told to keep the stitches dry and covered.
This morning I left my knickers on over my dressing, put an extra pair on top, and sandwiched a plastic bag in between so I could take a shower. Sexy.
Tags: bodily functions, cyst, health, sexual health, shower, surgery
August 21, 2008 at 7:42 am |
Hope all went well with that.
I have to say, I would not have considered that particular method. I probably would’ve gone with holding off as long as possible and then going the sponge bath and hair washing in a basin route. Probably yours is less mess, though, in spite of soggy undies
And let me also take this moment to state that there’s something inherently dirty sounding about the word knickers, possibly because it makes me think of horses, and horses and underwear do not mix. Only at the very strangest parties.
August 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm |
How are horses and knickers…oh, because of the noise horses make? Is that how they are related?
August 21, 2008 at 6:38 pm |
Yep, that’s how it works in my head, anyway. Only the horsey noise usually leaves off the K. Apparently, horses are not master of the silent K.
August 22, 2008 at 12:42 pm |
Is anyone truly master of the silent k? I hear it’s like a ninja.