Peeing on sticks is good fun and stuff, especially in public, but I think it’s the best when you panic that you don’t have enough urine and scream for your wife to bring a bowl in from the kitchen.
At any rate, I’ve had my first positive test for ovulation. As today is the sixteenth day of my cycle (day one is the first day of a woman’s period), it means I will ovulate in 24-36 hours. I am leaning towards the 24 hour zone, especially as my public bathroom pee test yesterday yielded the darkest negative line I’ve ever had. I’m a bit concerned about being a ‘late ovulator,’ because that means there is less time before my period for a fertilised egg to implant in my uterine lining.
I feel I should draw a diagram or something.
With or without diagram, though, at least I can stop using up VERY expensive piss sticks for this month and just concentrate on watching the Olympics with Corporate T and TMD. Later on today will feature a long walk to a neighboring village, all in the hopes of finding something good to eat.
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