I also found a pair of shorts from ninth grade that are now too big.

My best friend’s mom once had a lingerie party. I was in tenth grade. I bought a little peach number with the hopes of impressing my boyfriend.

TMD just unearthed that little scrap of silk (I don’t throw things away easily) and I tried it on. It fit better than it did when I first bought it. Nice.

Of course, it’s gross that she thinks it’s sexy because it was bought as a sexual aid for a relationship that has been over for twelve years, but still. I’ll take what I can get.

Tags: high school, lingerie, weight loss